Mary Berry Biting Into Things

A loving homage to the bite of the Berry
Ciabatta: A Play in One Act
Paul:
(in a rubbish Italian accent but doing the hand gestures) 
Ciabatta?
Mary: 
(no accent, just the hand gestures) 
No, I paid full price thank you very much.
 (savage side-bite)
Fin

Ciabatta: A Play in One Act

Paul:

(in a rubbish Italian accent but doing the hand gestures) 

Ciabatta?

Mary:

(no accent, just the hand gestures) 

No, I paid full price thank you very much.

(savage side-bite)

Fin

(Source: BBC)

Scenic Biscuits: Mary just *can’t* with Iain’s Wild West Scene right now.
She simply cannot.

Scenic Biscuits: Mary just *can’t* with Iain’s Wild West Scene right now.

She simply cannot.

(Source: BBC)

Floral neck-scarf?
Check
Exquisite tailored blazer?
Check
Ostentatious background foliage inappropriate for the season in which GBBO is shot yet quite appropriate for the season in which it airs?
Check
Bite set to ‘side’?
Check
Check so hard

Floral neck-scarf?

Check

Exquisite tailored blazer?

Check

Ostentatious background foliage inappropriate for the season in which GBBO is shot yet quite appropriate for the season in which it airs?

Check

Bite set to ‘side’?

Check

Check so hard

(Source: BBC)

Dessert Island Dish: 
RUM MONSTER

Dessert Island Dish: 

RUM MONSTER

(Source: BBC)

Choc-dipped Lemongrass and Gingerbread Biscuits: Harking back to her days as a striker for West Bromwich Albion, Mary gives us a bite of two halves here. Reminding us all of the inextricable connection between baking things in a tent, and sport.
Sensational.

Choc-dipped Lemongrass and Gingerbread Biscuits: Harking back to her days as a striker for West Bromwich Albion, Mary gives us a bite of two halves here. Reminding us all of the inextricable connection between baking things in a tent, and sport.

Sensational.

(Source: BBC)

[SUBMISSION] Mary Berry Love Song: A charming ditty written in ode to our keen-toothed heroine.

Rest assured that the relevant authorities have been informed and that the author no longer poses a threat to himself or others.

Thanks to @yeahbigjimmy for this one.

(Source: youtube.com)

Apricot & Pistachio Tiffin: It’s a well known fact that temperatures in the Bake Off tent can often plummet into minus figures. Such is the banality of the British Summer. Mary however, always one to look after the pennies, insists that the heating not be turned on, as her Winter Fuel Allowance barely covers the 4 tons of coal required to keep her AGA alive.
This attitude, whilst irksome for both contestants and production crew, does mean that we are treated to this wonderful example of the manual bite. Jaw muscles long-since seized up due to the arctic temperatures, Mary must instead move her chin up and down manually with her hand. This manoeuvre can often lack a certain elegance, but I think we’re all agreed that Mary pulls it off with aplomb.

Apricot & Pistachio Tiffin: It’s a well known fact that temperatures in the Bake Off tent can often plummet into minus figures. Such is the banality of the British Summer. Mary however, always one to look after the pennies, insists that the heating not be turned on, as her Winter Fuel Allowance barely covers the 4 tons of coal required to keep her AGA alive.

This attitude, whilst irksome for both contestants and production crew, does mean that we are treated to this wonderful example of the manual bite. Jaw muscles long-since seized up due to the arctic temperatures, Mary must instead move her chin up and down manually with her hand. This manoeuvre can often lack a certain elegance, but I think we’re all agreed that Mary pulls it off with aplomb.

(Source: BBC)

Breakfast Traybake: 
Breakfast - The most important bite of the day
Outstanding.

Breakfast Traybake: 

Breakfast - The most important bite of the day

Outstanding.

(Source: BBC)