A Finger: It’s been a long, cruel winter here in the UK, and no one knows this better than Mary. With the buns she stockpiled back in October long since devoured, Mary must resort to extraordinary measures to keep her bite sharp and her wardrobe sharper. No stranger to making do, Mary uses the lessons learned from over a decade of wartime rationing and tucks into her impeccably manicured finger. Ever the consummate professional, she’s even remembered to crystallise the finger 24 hours in advance. And we can’t fault her there, no one likes a sour finger.