Mary Berry Biting Into Things

A loving homage to the bite of the Berry
A Finger: It’s been a long, cruel winter here in the UK, and no one knows this better than Mary. With the buns she stockpiled back in October long since devoured, Mary must resort to extraordinary measures to keep her bite sharp and her wardrobe sharper. No stranger to making do, Mary uses the lessons learned from over a decade of wartime rationing and tucks into her impeccably manicured finger. Ever the consummate professional, she’s even remembered to crystallise the finger 24 hours in advance. And we can’t fault her there, no one likes a sour finger.

A Finger: It’s been a long, cruel winter here in the UK, and no one knows this better than Mary. With the buns she stockpiled back in October long since devoured, Mary must resort to extraordinary measures to keep her bite sharp and her wardrobe sharper. No stranger to making do, Mary uses the lessons learned from over a decade of wartime rationing and tucks into her impeccably manicured finger. Ever the consummate professional, she’s even remembered to crystallise the finger 24 hours in advance. And we can’t fault her there, no one likes a sour finger.

(Source: BBC)

Chocolate & Almond Biscuits: Er, what’s up, Doc? A classic Bugs Bunny Bite (BBB) from Mary here. No doubt Paul’s Elmer Fudd impression is the very embodiment of bumbling incompetence by comparison.

Chocolate & Almond Biscuits: Er, what’s up, Doc? A classic Bugs Bunny Bite (BBB) from Mary here. No doubt Paul’s Elmer Fudd impression is the very embodiment of bumbling incompetence by comparison.

(Source: BBC)

Bakewell Tart (part 2): Mary got the munchies.

Bakewell Tart (part 2): Mary got the munchies.

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Bakewell Tart: Everyone worth their Maldon sea salt knows you don’t actually *eat* a bakewell tart. You smoke it. Here we see Mary making a total deputy of Sheriff Paul, schooling the loose-cuffed Liverpudlian in basic tart etiquette. ‘Tis the times’ plague, when the baker must be shown how to bake.

Bakewell Tart: Everyone worth their Maldon sea salt knows you don’t actually *eat* a bakewell tart. You smoke it. Here we see Mary making a total deputy of Sheriff Paul, schooling the loose-cuffed Liverpudlian in basic tart etiquette. ‘Tis the times’ plague, when the baker must be shown how to bake.

(Source: BBC)

Cheese & Chive Scones: Fruity by name, fruity by nature. If you’re going to serve Mary Berry scones, you had better make sure they’re fruit, or so help you God. Mary *hates* savoury scones. And that’s putting it mildly. Here we see a classic example of the fate that awaits any baker who dares serve the sweet-toothed national treasure a salty scone. Just look at that bite. Piercing blue eyes set to ‘kill’ and mouth puckered in distaste. She’s basically furious.

Cheese & Chive Scones: Fruity by name, fruity by nature. If you’re going to serve Mary Berry scones, you had better make sure they’re fruit, or so help you God. Mary *hates* savoury scones. And that’s putting it mildly. Here we see a classic example of the fate that awaits any baker who dares serve the sweet-toothed national treasure a salty scone. Just look at that bite. Piercing blue eyes set to ‘kill’ and mouth puckered in distaste. She’s basically furious.

(Source: BBC)

Jakey Cakey Bakey: Mary’s face says it all.

Jakey Cakey Bakey: Mary’s face says it all.

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Sue Perkins Face Cake: Mary’s not one to suffer fools gladly. She prefers biting into them. Imagine her delight, then, when presented with a cake bearing the face of the perennially blazered Sue Perkins. Having long-suffered Sue’s seemingly endless stream of bun innuendo and pastry puns, you can really see Mary taking pleasure in finally getting to eat her face. She’s keen not to leave a single crumb.

Sue Perkins Face Cake: Mary’s not one to suffer fools gladly. She prefers biting into them. Imagine her delight, then, when presented with a cake bearing the face of the perennially blazered Sue Perkins. Having long-suffered Sue’s seemingly endless stream of bun innuendo and pastry puns, you can really see Mary taking pleasure in finally getting to eat her face.

She’s keen not to leave a single crumb.

(Source: BBC)

Lady Grey & Lavender Shortbread: Guess who’s back? Back again. Mary’s back. Side-bite fame. #praise

Lady Grey & Lavender Shortbread:

Guess who’s back?

Back again.

Mary’s back.

Side-bite fame.

#praise

(Source: BBC)