Mary Berry Biting Into Things

A loving homage to the bite of the Berry
Chocolate & Raspberry Delights: Always game for a spot of intra-judiciary rib-tickling, here we see Mary perfecting ‘The Hollywood’. Piercing blue eyes locked on the contestant, Mary effortlessly recreates Paul’s menacing mastication. If you look closely here, you can just about make out the subtle sheen of Fructis in Mary’s hair. Astounding attention to detail. Will Paul retaliate with an attempt at the side-bite? We don’t know and we don’t care.

Chocolate & Raspberry Delights: Always game for a spot of intra-judiciary rib-tickling, here we see Mary perfecting ‘The Hollywood’. Piercing blue eyes locked on the contestant, Mary effortlessly recreates Paul’s menacing mastication. If you look closely here, you can just about make out the subtle sheen of Fructis in Mary’s hair. Astounding attention to detail. Will Paul retaliate with an attempt at the side-bite? We don’t know and we don’t care.

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Tropical Trifle with Howard’s Custard: Even the impeccably mannered Mary can’t help but crack a wry smile at the thought of eating Howard’s custard. Notice, though, how she uses the shape of the spoon to her advantage; disguising her grin against the subtle contours of the utensil. Classic Berry.

Tropical Trifle with Howard’s Custard: Even the impeccably mannered Mary can’t help but crack a wry smile at the thought of eating Howard’s custard. Notice, though, how she uses the shape of the spoon to her advantage; disguising her grin against the subtle contours of the utensil. Classic Berry.

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Cob with Tomatoes on Top:
Sad Mary.

Cob with Tomatoes on Top:

Sad Mary.

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Angel Food Cake:
Naturally Mary’s a massive fan of one direction.
SIDEWAYS.

Angel Food Cake:

Naturally Mary’s a massive fan of one direction.

SIDEWAYS.

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No one bites harder.

A Finger: It’s been a long, cruel winter here in the UK, and no one knows this better than Mary. With the buns she stockpiled back in October long since devoured, Mary must resort to extraordinary measures to keep her bite sharp and her wardrobe sharper. No stranger to making do, Mary uses the lessons learned from over a decade of wartime rationing and tucks into her impeccably manicured finger. Ever the consummate professional, she’s even remembered to crystallise the finger 24 hours in advance. And we can’t fault her there, no one likes a sour finger.

A Finger: It’s been a long, cruel winter here in the UK, and no one knows this better than Mary. With the buns she stockpiled back in October long since devoured, Mary must resort to extraordinary measures to keep her bite sharp and her wardrobe sharper. No stranger to making do, Mary uses the lessons learned from over a decade of wartime rationing and tucks into her impeccably manicured finger. Ever the consummate professional, she’s even remembered to crystallise the finger 24 hours in advance. And we can’t fault her there, no one likes a sour finger.

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Chocolate & Almond Biscuits: Er, what’s up, Doc? A classic Bugs Bunny Bite (BBB) from Mary here. No doubt Paul’s Elmer Fudd impression is the very embodiment of bumbling incompetence by comparison.

Chocolate & Almond Biscuits: Er, what’s up, Doc? A classic Bugs Bunny Bite (BBB) from Mary here. No doubt Paul’s Elmer Fudd impression is the very embodiment of bumbling incompetence by comparison.

(Source: BBC)

Bakewell Tart (part 2): Mary got the munchies.

Bakewell Tart (part 2): Mary got the munchies.

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