Mary Berry Biting Into Things

A loving homage to the bite of the Berry
Jakey Cakey Bakey: Mary’s face says it all.

Jakey Cakey Bakey: Mary’s face says it all.

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Sue Perkins Face Cake: Mary’s not one to suffer fools gladly. She prefers biting into them. Imagine her delight, then, when presented with a cake bearing the face of the perennially blazered Sue Perkins. Having long-suffered Sue’s seemingly endless stream of bun innuendo and pastry puns, you can really see Mary taking pleasure in finally getting to eat her face.
She’s keen not to leave a single crumb.

Sue Perkins Face Cake: Mary’s not one to suffer fools gladly. She prefers biting into them. Imagine her delight, then, when presented with a cake bearing the face of the perennially blazered Sue Perkins. Having long-suffered Sue’s seemingly endless stream of bun innuendo and pastry puns, you can really see Mary taking pleasure in finally getting to eat her face.

She’s keen not to leave a single crumb.

(Source: BBC)

Lady Grey & Lavender Shortbread:
Guess who’s back?
Back again.
Mary’s back.
Side-bite fame.
#praise

Lady Grey & Lavender Shortbread:

Guess who’s back?

Back again.

Mary’s back.

Side-bite fame.

#praise

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[VIDEO] The Queen of Quiche herself, Mary Berry, responds to the blog Mary Berry Biting Into Things. 

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Pithivier: Textbook side-bite from Mary here. Complete with side parting. Outstanding. That fork doesn’t know what’s hit it.

Pithivier: Textbook side-bite from Mary here. Complete with side parting. Outstanding. That fork doesn’t know what’s hit it.

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Chiffon Sponge Cake: Think biting into things can’t be sexy? Think again. As Paul tries to make Brendan’s head explode using only the intensity of his two, beautiful, azure-blue eyes, Mary sets about making quite a different impression. Decked out in her Sunday best, Mary deploys her distinctive pout-bite (a little trick passed down to her by model and gingerbread enthusiast Heidi Klum). Eye-contact coyly averted, Mary plays the tease with characteristic charm and a sense of fun so often lacking from the televised baking competition format.

Chiffon Sponge Cake: Think biting into things can’t be sexy? Think again. As Paul tries to make Brendan’s head explode using only the intensity of his two, beautiful, azure-blue eyes, Mary sets about making quite a different impression. Decked out in her Sunday best, Mary deploys her distinctive pout-bite (a little trick passed down to her by model and gingerbread enthusiast Heidi Klum). Eye-contact coyly averted, Mary plays the tease with characteristic charm and a sense of fun so often lacking from the televised baking competition format.

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Frasier Cake: Classic teapot bite from Mary here. There’s her handle. There’s her spout. Slight tilt of the body and bang - it’s teatime.
(Paul’s really trying bless him)

Frasier Cake: Classic teapot bite from Mary here. There’s her handle. There’s her spout. Slight tilt of the body and bang - it’s teatime.

(Paul’s really trying bless him)

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Brownie Burn: A cautionary tale if ever there was one. Mary, ever the embodiment of Joban patience, takes the time here to tenderly assess the temperature of James’ Scotch Brownie with her tongue. A sage move. Paul on the other hand employs no such restraint, inhaling the petits fours by the handful (forgoing the civility of cutlery) and paying the price. Judging by the expression on his stern sheriff-face, he won’t be able to taste anything with those taste buds for a good while. Luckily, Mary’s got some oral aloe vera in her bag. Trust Mary to save the day.
(NB: Danny’s loving it)

Brownie Burn: A cautionary tale if ever there was one. Mary, ever the embodiment of Joban patience, takes the time here to tenderly assess the temperature of James’ Scotch Brownie with her tongue. A sage move. Paul on the other hand employs no such restraint, inhaling the petits fours by the handful (forgoing the civility of cutlery) and paying the price. Judging by the expression on his stern sheriff-face, he won’t be able to taste anything with those taste buds for a good while. Luckily, Mary’s got some oral aloe vera in her bag. Trust Mary to save the day.

(NB: Danny’s loving it)

(Source: BBC)