Smoky Crackers (/a hair): A perfect lesson in masticatory elegance from Mary here. As a seasoned biter of things, Mary has come to accept the perils inherent in such a pastime. Here we see Mary attempting to enjoy a smoky cracker (haven’t we all) and, instead, finding herself in the uncomfortable position of biting down on a hair. The origin of the hair is unknown (possibly hailing from Paul’s bewitching HD-ready sheriff beard or an eyelash from one of his two, beautiful eyes), but Mary deals with it with the minimum of fuss, maintaining eye-contact as she does so. Exquisite.